zombieree:

That feeling when your night no longer makes sense…


Yeah, I’ve totally been there bro!!!

zombieree:

That feeling when your night no longer makes sense…

Yeah, I’ve totally been there bro!!!

Fishing attempt #3 - Trying to harpoon that sneaky bastard!

Fishing attempt #3 - Trying to harpoon that sneaky bastard!

Fishing attempt #2 - Trying the line and hook method.

Fishing attempt #2 - Trying the line and hook method.

Fishing attempt #1 - Using a net.

Fishing attempt #1 - Using a net.

This one time First class was sold out, so I had to suck it up and fly Business class. See, I’m totally able to “rough it”.

This one time First class was sold out, so I had to suck it up and fly Business class. See, I’m totally able to “rough it”.

Margarita keg stand!!!

Margarita keg stand!!!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Full bottles of fine French wine!

Konnichiwa!

Konnichiwa!

No! You can’t cut me off! Don’t you know who I am?!?! Just one more shot of espresso!!!

No! You can’t cut me off! Don’t you know who I am?!?! Just one more shot of espresso!!!

Getting to know my roots at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo.

Getting to know my roots at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo.