I wonder where this lemur masseuse is located? I have such a stressful life and could really use a nice massage!
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That feeling when your night no longer makes sense…
Yeah, I’ve totally been there bro!!!
Fishing attempt #3 - Trying to harpoon that sneaky bastard!
Fishing attempt #2 - Trying the line and hook method.
Fishing attempt #1 - Using a net.
This one time First class was sold out, so I had to suck it up and fly Business class. See, I’m totally able to “rough it”.
Margarita keg stand!!!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Full bottles of fine French wine!
Konnichiwa!
No! You can’t cut me off! Don’t you know who I am?!?! Just one more shot of espresso!!!