Konnichiwa!

Konnichiwa!

No! You can’t cut me off! Don’t you know who I am?!?! Just one more shot of espresso!!!

No! You can’t cut me off! Don’t you know who I am?!?! Just one more shot of espresso!!!

Getting to know my roots at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo.

Getting to know my roots at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo.

So, I just have to put on underwear and people will give me money?!?! Perfect!

So, I just have to put on underwear and people will give me money?!?! Perfect!

My crazy hot Costa Rican girlfriend…. Don’t tell Lemuretta!!!!

My crazy hot Costa Rican girlfriend…. Don’t tell Lemuretta!!!!

Arboreal lizard & lemur!

Arboreal lizard & lemur!

Check out my pipes!

Check out my pipes!

Risotto is one of my favorite dishes because I like to pretend that the grains of rice are really grubs.

Risotto is one of my favorite dishes because I like to pretend that the grains of rice are really grubs.

Just preparing for another Venetian bal masqué.

Just preparing for another Venetian bal masqué.

Eh bra, come at me!

Eh bra, come at me!